A Half Dozen People Petition White House to Round Up All Copies of Skyrim, Outlaw and Burn Them
By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
A Tennessee man kicked off a White House petition on Thanksgiving urging the President of the United States to ban The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for “the safety of America’s youths.” So far he has five backers, and only 24,994 more digital signatures to go to meet his goal.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Confused? Let me explain. The official website for the White House now includes the ability for anyone 13 or older who lives in the U.S. to start a petition about literally anything and 
try to garner the President’s attention with it. The result has been… interesting?
While there are legitimate petitions about legitimate issues on the site, there are also plenty of out-of-left field, and downright crazy ones. Maybe even some jokes. I’m not sure where this one falls, u31 game เข้าสู่ระบบ but I’m hoping it’s just a joke. Heck, maybe it’s linked 
to the christian satire article that Luke wrote about earlier today
https://kotaku.com/skyrim-is-teaching-your-kids-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers-5862558 Here’s the full petition in all of its glory: WE u31 เครดิตฟรี 188 PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as “SkyRim” for The Safety of America’s Youths.
Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages, Whereas u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens, We, the American people, today ask you, 1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as “SkyRim” produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet. 3) To prosecute the players of “SkyRim” to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database 
of videogame avatars and “screen names” so that teenagers can be better monitored. Update: Turns out the petition was indeed created by the Christwire folks. Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as “SkyRim” for The Safety of America’s Youths. [We The People] You can contact Brian Crecente, the author of this post, at [email protected]. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.