Do Not Attempt These Painfully Awkward Video Game Pickup Lines on Other Living Creatures
By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
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Portal, Call of Duty, Need 
for Speed, and The Oregon Trail into somewhat successful pickup lines? Painfully. yono all app A trio of geeks like us that have transformed themselves into inspirational flirtation experts, Simple Pickup are so confident in their skills that they take requests. Being gamers themselves, it wasn’t hard coming up with pickup lines 
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