Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Icing on the Chief_ The Winners

Master Chief said it with cake u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ when Halo 4 launched, though what exactly it says when he’s carving into his own noggin, I have no idea. That’s where our ‘Shop artists were supposed to supply a translation. We’ve got all the finalists above, plus overall No. 1 sciteach. GiantBoyDetective (3) had the best of the inevitable “Master Chef” puns. halfbeast (4) should have filed this one in this contest a month ago but I’ll allow it. Shaows (7) crashes the party with the Helghast. u31 ทางเข้า sktwentysix (8) lands a cake-ality.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"5961500","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); https://kotaku.com/kotaku-shop-contest-vice-president-of-legal-affairs-t-5951538/?tag=kotakushopcontest Musica (5) puts Master Chief to work, because “water the fence” evidently is on Cortana’s honey-do list. Brandon0151 (2) comes up with a nice role reversal, but I like sciteach’s better. I can hear Cortana u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ singing a breathy “Happy Birthday” to Chief already. Thanks to everyone who entered. We’ll have another contest tomorrow, and I’m sure you’ll find it timely.